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The most frustrating thing about looking for a job, especially for someone with my personality and skill set, is the necessity of full-scale dishonesty regarding abilities and personal character.

Just once, I wish I could write a completely honest cover letter:

Over-educated antisocial drunk seeks gainful employment. Lacks interpersonal skills, organizational skills, problem-solving skills, patience, tact, and initiative. Functions best in a constant state of crisis and deals well with being screamed at.

Clearly, I should have skipped college and become a prison guard.

Date: 2013-01-15 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com
So much me too. Do you not think that's in fact ninety per cent of job applicants though?

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